I think these are amazing, I think I will post them:
TOP TRADITIONAL CATHOLIC PICK UP LINES
1. May I offer you a light for that votive candle?
2. Hi there. My buddy and I were wondering if you would settle a dispute we're having. Do you think the word should be pronounced HOMEschooling, or homeSCHOOLing?
3. Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.
4. What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?
5. You don't like the culture of death either? Wow! We have so much in common!
6. Let's get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic bookstore downtown.
7. I bet I can guess your confirmation name.
8. You've got stunning scapular-brown eyes.
9. Did you feel what I felt when we reached into the holy water font at the same time?
10. Confess here often?
11. Care to join me for bread and water at lunch on Friday? (eg during Lent or Advent).
12. In church shop: Would you help me pick out a holy card for my mother?
13. May I adjust that kneeler for you?
14. Do you follow the Mass in Latin or in English translation?
15. Would you care to join me for coffee on Sunday morning, say 15 minutes after Latin Mass in the Church Hall?
16. What's your favorite virtue?
17. How does fish and beer sound for dinner?
18. Do you always sing the Te Deum so sweetly?
19. Would you mind if I consecrate your lovely smile to the Blessed Mother?
20. Would you and at least two chaperons care to join me for dinner?
21. You're so cute when you try to keep your veil from sliding off!
22. I like your 10 younger brothers and sisters but I like you more.
23. Did you hear the same homily that I heard?
24. Care to take a ride in my 15 passenger van?